Remember that 21 movie quotes meme I did a while back.. Well I'm bored and want something fun in my journal slot, so here it is! Welcome back for round 2. For those of you new to the game, here's a recap of the rules.

1. Pick 21 of your favourite movies.
2. Go to IMDb, and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. No Googling/using IMDb search functions.


1.Can we keep him? Please, please, please?

No.

But it's a TALKING DOG!

2. Careful, that soup is... sharp!

3. You're guilty of disturbing the peace, upsetting an alphabet cart...

Apple cart.

Correcting an officer, wreaking havoc, owning a dog with an unlicensed alarm...

And illegal barking.

4. You know what I need? I need more hellos.

5. When I told you to go out into the world and make some money, I did NOT mean it literally

6. If my parents figured out I brought you from the past, they'll bury me alive and dance on my grave!

7.What? Never had gemstones in your craw?

I never had a craw.

8.Scotch on the rocks... and I MEAN ICE!

9.This is it. Don't try to stop me this time, Smee. Don't try to stop me this time, Smee. Don't you dare try to stop me this time, Smee, try to stop me. Smee, you'd better get up off your ass. Get over here, Smee!

I'm coming. I'm coming.

Stop me! This is not a joke! I'm committing suicide!

10.That was one great party. And we brought back some lovely souvenirs.
Here's the motor.

And I've got a little 'love'.

And I've got a hole in my pocket.

A hole?

Well, half a hole anyway. I gave the rest to Jeremy.

What can he do with half a hole?

Fix it to keep his mind from wandering!

11. Now, on the one hand, it is very difficult for a man to even speak to someone who looks like you. But, on the other hand, should that be your problem?

So life's kind of hard all around.

Not if you pay attention. I mean, you're sending all the right signals - no earrings, heels under two inches, your hair is pulled back, you're wearing reading glasses with no book, drinking a Grey Goose martini, which means you had a hell of a week and a beer just wouldn't do it. And if that wasn't clear enough, there's always the "fuck off" sign that you have stamped on your forehead.

12. There's no such thing as white-collar crime. And there's definitely no such thing as black-on-black crime. Crime is crime. Let me explain something to you. I don't care if you have a white collar or a tank top. If you rob me, I'm gonna whup your ass.

13. You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You're probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you're gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years.

14. This is Ivan Klimatovich. Say hi, Ivan.

Go that way, Red Monkey!

15. He chose poorly.

16. What are you?
I'm complicated.

17. Oh, you in trouble, Dum-dum. You'd better run-run. From Attila the Hun-hun.

18. Are you trying to develop a sense of humor or am I going deaf?

19. Hey Bird - Did you just see a little Hare-Krishna midget in the tree, floatin'?... Or is it me?

(the phone rings)

It must be Rod Serling.

20. You Americans, you're all the same. Always overdressing for the wrong occasions.

21. Go! Go home right now!
Don't you talk to me like that. I'll knock you in the middle of next week!
Then I will kick your sorry ass on Thursday. Now get in the goddamn car and go home!

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and now for the Lightning Round!

1. Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Junior"?
That's his name. Henry Jones...Junior.
I like "Indiana."
We named the *dog* Indiana.

2. Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

3. We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

"How do you know I'm mad?"

"You must be or you wouldn't have come here."

4. Miss Doshy, what us gonna do 'bout that child?

I wish I knew. A grandmother doesn't account for much these days.

Yes, 'm, it's a pity, too.

Now here's the warning for the lightning round, ya'll. All the quotes here have a movie.. question is... which number uses lines not directly (verbatim,I mean) used in the film?

That's right, one of these is a trick question and you're going to have to figure out which. Be sure to pay attention!

And above all, have fun!!